Harlequin ladybirds are attacking our homes as they spread across Britain at the rate of 60 miles a year, destroying British ladybird species as they go.
The ladybirds are growing at such a rate that there are now thought to be billions in the UK. They invade homes, emit awful smells, stain surfaces and damage walls and curtains.
If your home has been infested with these creatures you will need to replace the damaged furniture. The ladybirds especially like to group together in your curtains hems, they force huge numbers of themselves into tiny spaces and produce a foul yellow chemical when threatened, which stains any surface and smells like nail varnish.
You will need
buy curtains to replace the stained smelly curtains if you are unlucky enough to experience Harlequin ladybirds.